At first, Rodger had thought that his girlfriend was into steam-punk, no – not quite, it was steam-trains. But not just steam-trains, trains in general: diesel, electric, hand-powered jiggers. Of course, the steam locomotives would always remain a favourite, as they do for many enthusiasts. It would only be polite to introduce you to Rodger’s girlfriend now – Her name is Cynthia. Cynthia has always had a keen interest in bondage, and it seemed that Rodger was picking up on the subtle, (and not so-subtle) hints that Cynthia had been dropping. Indeed, he had, and Rodger was always eager to please. So on the day that the local steam-engine society held their excursion, Rodger tied Cynthia to the railway track. She was chuffed to pieces.