Spoil my Dinner

Kei te hiakai

He pūngāweru ēnei!

Kei te māuiui

Fruits of Haiku

Stop the action now!
This banana is not straight
Give my money back.

Lemon melon squish
Stipe has got his orange-crush
Shiny happy plums.

Tomatoes are fruits
Yes they are. Ignoramus.
Sheesh, how tempers flare!

Blueberry penis
Jammed up confused cantaloupe
Nature finds a way.

Prunes abominate
Watch out; this could get ugly
Run. Evacuate!


Photo: Grumpy Axolotl