Fruits of Haiku

Stop the action now!
This banana is not straight
Give my money back.

Lemon melon squish
Stipe has got his orange-crush
Shiny happy plums.

Tomatoes are fruits
Yes they are. Ignoramus.
Sheesh, how tempers flare!

Blueberry penis
Jammed up confused cantaloupe
Nature finds a way.

Prunes abominate
Watch out; this could get ugly
Run. Evacuate!


Photo: Grumpy Axolotl