Rhyme without Reason

Language block, cock-block
Writer’s block, lost sock
Tick-tock, cuckoo clock
Can’t pick bloody lock
Door knock, take stock
Throw another bloody rock

Carrot sticks, parrot sticks
Rhythm sticks, fiddlesticks
Sherbert sticks, pervert sticks
Transvestites look up women’s skirts?

Clock ticks, cattle-ticks
Window break, coffee-break
Jewel fake, orgasm fake
Step upon garden rake

Turf war, smurf war
Obelix eats wild boar
To hell with your smart-phone
Yes please, a saxophone.

A train got lost at the station
Lost & found, Northward bound.