Celebration of life.

Sex. 

Orgasm. 

It’s why we are here; every one of us.

I am a man.

Women have curvaceous breasts, shapely rumps and big hairy muffs. 

And that’s what makes me…

That’s what makes me horny. By gum!

I like it and I will never apologise for that.


(C) Grumpy Axolotl

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Chelsea smiled. She was well aware that passing wind was a ridiculous passtime, but it was a fun way to let off some steam. And besides, she enjoyed it. Having the sitting-room all to herself in the evenings was a pleasant consequence of her new hobby, and Charlie –Chelsea’s lumbering old chocolate-Labrador– had no objection. Verily, Charlie was an expert in the field himself. But there was a remarkable downside: the feng-shui.


(C) Grumpy Axolotl