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No rest for the executioner’s axe.
The grisly nature of the job makes it easy to get ahead, though difficult to get head.
The pile grows.
© Grumpy Axolotl
Prompt: Three Line Tales
So there was that time I visited a nudist resort. I was utterly horrified by what I saw. Here are some examples of what the utterly loathsome perverted creatures who haunt such locales partake in
All that and more … with bare bottoms.
There ought to be a law.
Seriously though. If you have never partaken in naked swimming or sunbathing, you are missing out on some of life’s most simple and natural pleasures.
Moreover: Today is World Naked Gardening Day. Dig it man! But I live in the Southern Hemisphere. Venture outside naked at this time of year and it’s stiff-nipples guaranteed.
(C) Grumpy Axolotl