Taking care of business 

Pretty wooden club

With nails sticking out of it

Die!, you son-of-a 

(C) Grumpy Axolotl
Prompt Bludgeon

Haiku acts the Goat

Āwhina ahau
Knot my knickers in a bow
Āwhina ahau.

Confusion to go
Knots my knitting tight and slow
Socks, scarves, gnarled-up row.

Haiku flaps a bat
Straight out the open window
You should have shut it.

Haiku acts the goat
Bucks the ink-well, chews the page
That’s me outta here.